Eddie loves Santa … mostly because Santa is the one who gives the dogs T-R-E-A-T-S (don’t say the word, because they’ll all go crazy, don’t tell me they don’t understand!) every hour on the hour, because mean ol’ Mrs. Claus won’t let them have ’em any more often than that. It says so, right on the fridge.
Eddie loves Santa because sometimes his beard smells like bacon.
And Eddie loves Santa because he has a warm lap and when he’s watching back-to-back football games … well, that means Eddie can take an extra-long nap.
Eddie loves Mrs. Claus, too, even though she does the treat rationing… mostly because she has a really soft chest he likes to lay on as he gazes lovingly into her eyes. Just like he does with me. Man, that Eddie is such a boob-dog.
Huh … boobs, Santa, and bacon, all in one blog post. Yes, that’s how we roll here on The World According to Angie.
Someone’s had a bit too much cough syrup.